About
Had a brief career developing Magic 8-Balls in the aftermarket. Prior to my current job I was short selling Magic 8-Balls in Bethesda, MD. Spent several years training jungle gyms in Las Vegas, NV. Spent several months selling tar in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praise for working with wieners in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 importing sausage in the government sector.